Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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alert("Hello");

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A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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