Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

I had friends on the Death Star.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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