- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

I had friends on the Death Star.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Swag.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Your mom is so old she died

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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