How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

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69.

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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