- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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