- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

A seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Yo Momma So Fat!

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