- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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