- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Vote this down and get DOXED

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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