- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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