- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

In soviet Russia...things are different

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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