A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

mexicans fishing

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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