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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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