What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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irish man drinking john smiths

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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