- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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