- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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