- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

A guy at a baseball game....

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

tim has no humor

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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