- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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