- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

ure mama's so fat

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

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