- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

men's rights activists

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

I'm gay.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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