- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

a. why? b. because

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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