- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

knock knock? come in

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

the NAACP

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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