What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

thumb_up thumb_down -2

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

thumb_up thumb_down -2

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Once upon a time, The end.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

5 Italian guys from Long Island

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

thumb_up thumb_down -2

European on my shoes, buddy.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops