- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??