- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

ure mama's so fat

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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