- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

KOOKABURRA

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Pickles

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Wolfjob.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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