- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

Your Mom The End.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

Jeff

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

A guy at a baseball game....

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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