A muslim walks into a gun shop

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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you see theres this guy.

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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