- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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