Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

i cant STAND cripple jokes

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

Honk if you're Amish!

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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