whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Smeg...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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