- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Knock Knock The doors already open

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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