Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

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I literally died laughing

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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