wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

i saw amango it splootered

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Fine, ladies first.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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