DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Poop

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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Flowers are colors Love me

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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what is 3+3= 8

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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