Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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