Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

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a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

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Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

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Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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