- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

jd and zach loves vigina

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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