- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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