- Anti Joke

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily