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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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