Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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