What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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Anthony sucks

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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