- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

A man was shot. He died.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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