Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

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What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

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Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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