Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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No soup for you!

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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