- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

silver bullet?

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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