whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

irish man drinking john smiths

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Half life 3 confirmed

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

THe Election

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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