- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

HELLO EVERYONE

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

Women's Rights

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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