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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

why did the girl cry because she was raped

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

What is funnier than 24 69

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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