Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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What's your blood type? Red.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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