How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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