- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Irish sobriety

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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