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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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