- Anti Joke

What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

Knock knock. Get out!!

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.