- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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