- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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