- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

scraggle is in you pillow case

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

What is the best joke ever? 1D

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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