What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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9/11

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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Where's the soap?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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