What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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Anti Joke

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