What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

PENIS lol

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

learn. advance!

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

Chuck Norris.

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

What is black and has no education A tire.

Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

Stephen Hawking can walk

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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