A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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