- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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