- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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