- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

You know what's natural? Bears.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

I was watching Fox news.

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

America

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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