Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Not a joke.

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MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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