An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

Theodore was a small kid that lived down the street. Little did he know, that Kaiwen the Poor Pedo was his next door neighbour. So he was walking one day down the street. He saw Kaiwen dead. Because he ate too much sugar. So Theodore called the police. But his phone broke suddenly. Theodore realized that his brother had filled it with broken eggshells. He was sad. He took out a few golf balls and stuffed them in his mouth. But he couldnt forget taht a fellow neighbour had died. He buried the body beneath the Carpet of Ol' Justin's House. He wasnt happy. His dad confiscated his laptop. And the golf balls

In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

jd and zach loves vigina

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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