- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

A muslim paints Mohammed

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

360 NO SCOPE

What african eat for christmas Sand.

Robin, get in the car, please.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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