What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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Good afternoon.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Trump will make America great again.

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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