Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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A new born baby is left alone in his crib after a long day of playing, He gets taken out of his crib for his first meal with his grandparents, he is excited, His grandparents come in and after the usual praising of the child they sit down for dinner, They are having chicken, His mother puts the spoon to his mouth, He chews it and swallows it, It gets stuck in his throat and he suffocates and dies.

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If u swipe fast u will see fish swimming -////--/// //-///--// --//--/// ---/////- -/////--/ ////---// ---///--- ---////-- --////--- //--///-// -//----/// -/-///-/// -/-/-/-/-/ -////-///// -/-/-/-/// -///------ ---------- --///-///-/ -////-//--- -/-/--/--- -/-/-////// ---------- --------- I will call ur doctor to tell him u are retarded

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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