- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

What is green and slow Grass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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