- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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