- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Why are trees green? I have no idea

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

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