Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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Firgen and the blung brigade

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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