A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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