Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Who is big and stupid My brother

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What do I hate? people

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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