- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

I walk into a bar...

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

mikey is cute

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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