- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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