- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

What did the old man say? Im old

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