A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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