I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Yo mama so fat.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Smeg...

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

What's 9 + 10 19

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

the midget went to the midget store

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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