- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Please don't shoot me

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

sorry got to poo

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Hi.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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