- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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