why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man returns and says, "My friend does not have a pulse, so I stand by my prior assumption that he is dead."

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What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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Gordon Brown smiles.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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once upon a time, it snowed

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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