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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

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